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Saturday, April 10, 2010

Boy I sure need to learn to watch where I'm going! However, it may just have gotten me rich =) My boss has to take the claims of people who damage their cars and/or themselves when the vehicle/themselves get damaged/hurt. I've always thought that if you hit a pot hole hard enough to pop your tire or get your car out of alignment then there was a good chance you were either (1) going to fast or (2) not paying attention to where you were going. You tripped on the sidewalk? Well, pay attention! Anyway, for the longest time I've said that I'm going to stub my toe and sue the city and then be rich. Well, my time has come! Yesterday I was walking to our truck on Main Street in Lehi. Well, the sidewalk is screwy and I stepped just right and twisted my ankle. What a site I must have been! Walking and suddenly my ankle twisted, my arms flew out and I had to catch myself. Wow it hurt like the dickins! I hobbled to the truck and climbed in before I made a bigger fool of myself by bursting into tears. Yeah, it hurt! Anyway, I wasn't paying attention to where I was stepping - but that shouldn't matter. I'm gonna sue! And then we'll be rich and I can quit my job and stay home and eat chocolate and watch soapies and gain 50 more pounds. Sounds like quite the plan to me. Don't worry - when I get my money I'll invite you all to my mansion for a nice home-cooked meal prepared by my chef and served to you by my maid. Man, it sounds better and better the more I think about it!

But don't worry - my ankle is feeling much better. It's still swollen and very tender and I favor it when I walk, but unless I step down too hard or move too fast I'm fine.

1 comment:

  1. Sorry to hear about your ankle. Hope it heals quickly! Injuries are no fun!! So have you put in a complaint about that sidewalk yet?

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